Our Lady of Perpetual Inebriation

"Reasoning with a drunkard is like going under water with a torch to seek for a drowning man."

I wonder how hard it'll be to find it stateside, when it's ready.

A Scottish distillery says it is reviving a centuries-old recipe for whiskey so strong its name, usquebaugh-baul, means "perilous water of life" in the Gaelic language.

Managing director Mark Reynier says the Bruichladdich distillery on the Isle of Islay, off Scotland's west coast, is producing the quadruple-distilled 184-proof - or 92 percent alcohol - spirit "purely for fun."

I'll bet you anything it'll be available through online marketers; and when cometh the day, I'll be ready.