Our Lady of Perpetual Inebriation

So, ti occurs to me that I'v enever atcually posetd her whle drunki.

Probbalty because I fon't have much to say what I'm drnk, and whenterv I do have to sya is pre illegibl.

Anyw,ya. I'ma go vomiy now. Booxe be with you.

From CNN: Red Wine Keeps Hungarian Apes Feeling Fine

BUDAPEST, Hungary (Reuters) -- Monkeys and apes at the Budapest Zoo drink their way through 55 liters of red wine each year, albeit in small quantities each day, to help boost their red blood cells, the zoo said Monday.

Budapest Zoo spokesman Zoltan Hanga said it was the 11 anthropoid apes who drank most of the wine in 2005.

"Obviously, they do not have it all at once and get drunk, but they get it in small amounts mixed in their tea," Hanga said.

"And it's not Eger Bull's Blood or some expensive wine that they are getting but simple table wine, as it's mainly good for their blood cells."

Bull's Blood from the town of Eger in northeast Hungary became one of Eastern Europe's best-known wines under communism.

Hey, we know someone who can get drunk to this.

If Alton Brown Ran Bar

Even worm wouldn't mind getting drunk... with a Class 4 laser!