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Fucking Sangria!

Goddamn it. The one thing I hate about drinking sangria is all the fucking fruit flies it attracts. I've killed five already and there seems no end to them. The handle on the jug is handy indeed, but it does not counterbalance all these fucking fruit flies.

As it happens, I have a 21-year Glengoyne sitting on my shelf, waiting to be had.

Labels: annoyances, booze, drinking, getting drunk, sangria

:: posted by sxoidmal, 19:32 | link | 1 comments |

OMG I Am So Good At New Drinks

Trader Joe's blood orange soda and Stoli.

"The Bloody Screwdriver."

Tastes as great as its name.

Labels: booze, drinks, orange, stoli, vodka

:: posted by sxoidmal, 22:32 | link | 0 comments |

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